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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:14

Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
So they tried
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No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do I maintain my hair extensions/wigs?
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
Still no good.
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good